Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you
think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then
give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I
am.....and
Never give
your dog 20 bucks to hold on
too:O)
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face..
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself..
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
Who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate
-Sigmund Freud
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can an.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
"People are born so that they can learn how to live a good
life -- like
loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?"
The four-year-old
continued, "Well, dogs already know how to do that,
so they don't have to
stay as long."
Remember,
if a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come
home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a
joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to
be
pure ecstasy.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run,
romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch
you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop
to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and
lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your
entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with
gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never
pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig
until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close
by and nuzzle
them gently. Never give
your dog 20 bucks to hold on
too:O)